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Do you two have any top sex tips to share?
Only have sex with people you really care about.
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Not all girls are like you
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"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i’m a proud owner of a washing machine
i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
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i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice
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have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
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Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.
#if someone makes fun of your english#they probs only speak english#so make fun of them for not being multilingual like u (via)